babyxnanas:

me: *gets hit by a car*
1d: *walks out of the car* did you get steal my girl yet
me: the fuck i’m dying
1d: so is our chart *gets in the car and drives away*

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

trendgraphy:

Winter Hats by Erin Wallace

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

karenhurley:

This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

GSR Entrance Hall System

Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

betype:

Across by _moon

betype:

Two Thousand and Fourteen by Taylor Evans

I know men like him. I’ve served under them.”

iguanamouth:

watch your step

hotchocolate1394:

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

betype:

The Time Wasters by Danielle NIcole Ng

tastefullyoffensive:

[buttpoems]

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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